domestic commie 

Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.

1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!

domestic commie by anonymous101lol February 17, 2014

Domestitute 

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.

"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"

Domestitute by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013

being domestic

The stage where a couple becomes almost like a married couple or when a couple starts getting more serious such as cooking dinner for each other, going to sleep early, adopting pets together, etc.

It felt domestic being with her, there was no awkwardness to it.
We were being domestic, we knew each other so well and adapted to each other

being domestic by YouGoGlennCoco96 April 22, 2019

Domestic Diva 

A housewife who is beautiful and fabulous but hard-working. Making a fashion statement while doing housework is must! She's usually multi-tasking by taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning, sweeping, mopping, etc. while wearing her cute lil aprons and high-heeled shoes. It's all about looking good while doing it!

Meagan is always prancing around in the kitchen like a domestic diva. She makes housework look fun!

Domestic Diva by Mea143 November 27, 2010

domesticrate 

To live with a partner in a domestic setting, bringing an end to your fun-loving, philandering ways, thusly becoming functionally castrated.

Moving in with my girlfriend and her kids has me feeling domesticrated.

domesticrate by WallowingCock June 4, 2013

domesticide 

death by domestication.

girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."

guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins

domesticide by metaball April 24, 2006

Domestic Volume Index 

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

Domestic Volume Index by TimThomas June 11, 2009