doist

not being able to perform the simplest of tasks.

you can fuckin doist, i know you'll doist.

by disser March 10, 2008

Cheat Kune Doist

Someone who tries to learn BRUCE LEE's art of JEET KUNE DO via DVDs or books rather than from a certified JKD instructor.

Brad is the best Cheat Kune Doist I have ever seen. He might even be able to defeat an actual Jeet Kune Doist!

He's Bad, he's Rad -- he's BRAD!!!

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

Shrekette Dolittle

That chick on American Idol who looks like Shrek.

Look! It's Skrek's daughter, Shrekette Dolittle!!! She sure can sing!!!!!

by Poopy Dick December 25, 2008

to do list

List of different types of partners you'd like to have sex with before you die...

" Last night, I checked a red head off the to do list. Now, all I need to do is score with an Asian..."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.

End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".

by rperazag June 22, 2010

Didn't Do List

When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.

Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.

by Turd__Ferguson November 2, 2015

Dollister

Anything name bra and that you purchase from a resale shop.

Are those Nikes New or dollister?

by staats March 20, 2014