An Asian with a big heart and a small penis, also refereed to as sargent slits (because of his eyes) a great friend who is never at a loss for words, always looking for the next big thing to try and shoot himself up the food chain of life... likes to prey on the younger females as he has a better chance with someone who doesn't know any better, creepiness aside all in all a great friend, super smart, and a diehard at anything he does...
Dude 1: look at her with him, he has to be at least 4 grades above her
Dude 2: that dudes a Doi
When someone states something extremely obvious and/or does something extremely stupid, the crowd around said person then exclaims the word "DOI!" to alert said person of the foolish statement or action.
Declaration of Independence, adopted by the USA on July 4, 1776. Lists previous failed attempts to resolve problems with King George III, and how at the last resort, Independence from Britain was justified.