Dogwater 

A lame phrase lame small dick middle school boys like using

Small dick middle school boy : OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DOGWATER!!!
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy

Dogwater by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

dogwater 

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z

“omg zach your car is literally dogwater”

dogwater by shitfuckincar February 2, 2021

Dogwater 

When someone is so bad at fortnite they rage quit and smash there console.

My friend was so dogwater at fortnite.

Dogwater by Astro M December 23, 2020

dogwater 

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

dogwater by Russga January 6, 2008

dogwater 

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

dogwater by imfinn March 13, 2021

dogwater 

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

dogwater by John November 25, 2003

dogwater 

A tasty drink that inspires stupidity.

Bartender! - another pint of draught dogwater please...

dogwater by Uncle Monty December 11, 2003