dogwater

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

by wizzydoc May 20, 2007

dogwater

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"

As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.

by dogh2o December 29, 2011

dogwater

Semen that contains no live sperm. Sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.

That porn stud has come so many times today his balls are filled with nothing but dogwater.

by trogiblue March 25, 2011

dogwater

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z

“omg zach your car is literally dogwater”

by shitfuckincar February 03, 2021

dogwater

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

by Russga December 15, 2007

dogwater

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

by imfinn March 14, 2021

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003