Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.

"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."

by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013

dongless

no dick

i am dongless

by 39z March 7, 2018

Donglesaurus

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.

I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.

by CACattack712 March 11, 2022

yard doggies

Your slippers you use when you are in the pin that you wear to the yard

I'll trade you a sopa for your yard doggies

by SuperMarioG October 30, 2018

Dougles

Dougles (plural: Dougles') : a person of great masculinity, awesomeness, sexiness, badassary and sweetness.

Ex: I met this guy at the bar the other night, he was such a Dougles!

or: "Let's get outta this place, there's no cute Dougles' around."

by Chupacabra203 October 12, 2010

doggiesnot

That stuff that gets all over the inside of your car windows when you drive your dog to the vet.

Ewww, Gross! The back window is covered with doggiesnot.

by Mike from CA September 8, 2006

Naked Doggies

The act of getting naked on all fours with other people and crawling around and sniffing each others butts like dogs.

My closest friends and I like to play Naked Doggies when were shit faced and we want to get shit faced!

by Yuba Oakie Dudes August 6, 2011