dogfished

When you go out with a girl and she ugly AF without that snapchat dog filter.
Bruh I met this Bitty on Gram the other day. DMed her, met her at the club. Girl was a butterface without that dog filter. SMH dogfished again
by PepeHernandez August 22, 2016
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dogfish

T-Bawne such a dogfish!
by T-Bawne September 16, 2016
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Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
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Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.
Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.
by Dr. Sigh July 01, 2020
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Dogfishing

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.
That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.
by triceratop July 04, 2021
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dogfish

someone who looks better in real life than in photos, in other words, not photogenic.
“bro that pic of her is so ugly she’s kinda a dogfish, she looks way prettier irl”
by psycho and the other May 05, 2023
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Dogfish

Coined by The Dating Detectives podcast, a dogfish is a who person who significantly misrepresents who they are or what they want while dating. Similar to catfish, these people aren't who they say they are, but instead of lying about the way they look they are lying about something else, like having a secret family, or dating to con their romantic partners out of money.
Person 1: "How are things going with Brad?"

Person 2: "Oh we broke up. You know those business trips he was taking to San Francisco? He was actually visiting his WIFE and their THREE CHILDREN. A total dogfish!"
by The Dating Detectives December 19, 2023
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