dogpiss

dogpiss means your bad or dogshit at something but worse than dogshit

damn your mad dogpiss.

by hbdhvnudjhnisnfegbjhw March 18, 2021

dogpill

Fact that many women would rather have sex with a dog than an incel.

There are, in fact, more internet forums with women fantasizing about sex with dogs than there are forums dedicated to women lusting after male virgins, proofing the dogpill.

by Severin_Bro January 16, 2021

Dogpipe

The passage leading up to and out of the anus- particularly relevant when assuming the 'doggy style' position.

1. Your mom likes it up the dogpipe.

2. I just dropped a little brown puppy out of my dogpipe.

by Pat Ted Patto Banton Marker September 5, 2011

dogpiling

Encouraging your followers to harass (on twitter)

Dogpiling is illegal

by Chelseagal February 26, 2017

doggigasm

Exuberant, unbridled happiness shamelessly displayed by a dog. Often happens when doing something gross of funny.

Buddy had a doggigasm yesterday when we went for a walk in the park and he rubbed himself back and forth on a tree stump.

by le Guera January 5, 2011

dogfight

A contest, usually between Marines or military personel, where each man pitches in around $50. With that money, they rent a bar or club, and the rest goes to prize money. The object is to get the ugliest girl to come with you as your date. The man with the ugliest date wins. There are specific rules:
1. They must be polite
2. They must buy the girl a drink
3. They must dance if they want to be judged
Dancing is final judging.

The Marine brought the ugliest girl he could find to the dogfight, but he still lost to the guy who brought a drag queen.

by R.J.P. April 20, 2007

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009