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Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.
(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)
by DK Lounge November 5, 2009
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Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.
“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”
by Krul November 2, 2018
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Doglog

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.
Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...
by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009
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Doglogg

When you have to take a shit, but you're too lazy or drunk to leave your yard, you take a Doglogg.
...so drunk he was Dogloggin' it!
Who the F*ck Doglogged in my yard last night?!
by Mattdrew May 17, 2020
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