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Catch A Dodgers Game

"Damn shawty, you sexy..."
"Thank you"
"Maybe some day we could catch a dodgers game."
by McNaley809 January 24, 2015
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Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.
Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.
by AYB March 28, 2003
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Round Dodger

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
by Cazaam February 28, 2015
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Daylight Dodger

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.
Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.
by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005
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Slop Dodger

A Slop Dodger is a Lady, who for reasons unknown, prefers not to get her face and hair bespunkled during the course of fellatio.
"I know she's a little past her sell by date, , but her toothless condition makes her the most popular Slop Dodger on the Block".
by BadBeast December 8, 2009
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Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone
You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!
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dodgey

Australian term.
1. Something or someone that is a bit suspicious, doesn't seem quite right. Doesn't seem the real deal.

2. Slack, broken, worthless or useless.

3. Not very appealing.
1. That car salesman seemed a bit dodgey.

2. This old car is pretty dodgey.

3. That band last night were pretty dodgey.
by Susan Blu January 5, 2004
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