Dodger

"We need a loaf of dodger" or "get a bit of dodger into you son"
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dodgers

A National League team that has won 7 World Series titles and 24 National League pennants. The team currently resides in Los Angeles. They are known throughout the baseball community for 1) having the highest payroll in the MLB; 2) having some of the best players in baseball; 3) having an amazing farm system; and 4) despite all that, choking up and losing in the postseason. The Dodgers lost the 2017 World Series to the Houston Astros, and it later came to light that the Astros were cheating.
Non-Dodger Fan: "The Dodgers are a weak-ass team that chokes in the postseason!"
Dodger Fan: "No they're not, they're awesome and they just won the World Series! LA bleeds Dodger blue!"
by Reading Crazy Kid November 03, 2020
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Dodger

A person with far less than perfect mental and / or motor ability, usually caused by consuming street level pharmaceuticals all weekend.
by George W May 06, 2005
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Dodgered

The act of being victimized by an overzealous sports fan; to be beaten by a fan of baseball.
He was dodgered in the parking lot after the game.
by Instant Automatic August 12, 2011
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dodger

n. any individual who performs fellatio on a male without committing fully to the process and s/he makes their escape just as the climax is reached.

Instead of spitting, swallowing, or wearing, the dodger makes a break for it in order to avoid the impending deluge.
Moses was enjoying the BJ, however, Frank was a dodger and ran for cover as soon as the money shot was launched.
by Team Craypas January 17, 2008
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dodgers

Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.

You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.
Gil Grissom: You are like Dodgers fans.
by dumbchemist February 25, 2006
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Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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