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divorcirginity

When you finally have sex with someone after your divorce. Usually a major milestone following years of sexless marriage.
After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.
by k_murda April 9, 2015
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Divorce

The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
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by TheLostRealist June 18, 2011
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Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"
by MinnWax April 16, 2008
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divorce

When your friends were right...
Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch
by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009
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divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
by Bob the KillBillder October 9, 2022
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divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.
"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."
by FuBug November 2, 2017
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RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.
"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."
by DonKehote August 23, 2011
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