A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.
Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.
by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019
To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 08, 2019
After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 March 04, 2016
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