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Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
by Downstrike December 1, 2004
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DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality
Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?
by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011
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The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.
John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.
by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009
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Cunt Distribution Center

A bitch who's beyond the level of just being a cunt, she's so much worse because even a small interaction with her puts everyone in a bad mood and ruins your whole day. She's distributing her negativity all over the place.
I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.
by KmoCorner March 22, 2017
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old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
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