distortoe face

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

by samich February 28, 2009

distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015

distorted mirrors

The most hardcore band ever.

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!

by MusicGuru12 October 12, 2008

DistortedSaturn

A good boi and snake lover but don't you ever insult him in anyway unless you want to have the biggest no u battle in your life

Seriously. Don't insult DistortedSaturn he is a good boi

by yoshi103109 January 26, 2019

DistortedVideos

Meme account popular on Twitter and Instagram that takes other popular videos from online and distorts them.

Guy: Hey you see this video DistortedVideos made? It's hilarious
Girl: What is this? I can barely understand what they're saying.
Guy: It's funny though right?
Girl: Uh... sure.

by montemole July 19, 2019

Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 8, 2021

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021