dissapaintment

When you are so bad at painting you become a dissapaintment.

Look at that loser over there, he is so bad at painting.

He is such a dissapaintment!

by TheFirstDissapaintment November 11, 2022

dansplaining

To give overly complicated answers to questions by using a lot of technical terms in an effort to belittle others and make yourself sound intelligent. Often coupled with constant interruptions and a condescending tone.

I just got ear bashed for half an hour of dansplaining when I asked how to tune the telly.

by Rizzotherat February 8, 2018

Dadsplaining

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

by deke47 April 6, 2017

Dadsplaining

When a father or dad starts a sentence with, "I think you'll find"........then proceeds to impress his audience with his array of knowledge, facts and information to ensure that he thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room and that you are only as smart as dog shit.

I think you'll find that dadsplaining means I'm full of shit and I'm just trying to sound smart

by trout_ January 5, 2020

devsplain

Software developers are very smart. They are the smartest people they know. Therefore, they know everything, and they're going to explain it to you.

Unlike me, Chad had never been to France, but he devsplained to me exactly how to order in a French restaurant. I'm so grateful for Chad's insight.

by NotTheDev January 27, 2014

dadsplaining

When, upon confirming his target does in fact know how to do something, a dad explains it anyways.

Dad: Hey son, I think it would be good to know how to change a tire in case of emergency.

Son: I actually know how to do that. I popped a tire last year and luckily had a spare. YouTube is super helpful.

Dad: So the first thing you're going to want to do is...

Son: Please stop dadsplaining this to me!

by misterscooter January 26, 2022

Displando

Dis-plan-do
Something/someone which is not doing what it is supposed to do

I bought this pen yesterday and it has gone displando

by Pankysj May 19, 2022