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dyssertationtery

an illness or sickly feeling experienced when working on a long project, such as a dissertation. Symptoms include: stomach aches, head aches, mental breakdowns, writers block, lack of motivation, severe procrastination and low income.
She was not feeling well at all since starting her dissertation, she was kind of queasy all the time and lacking energy or motivation. She believed it was a case of dyssertationtery.
by PSGrl March 4, 2013
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dissertation

Don't eat my dissertation.
by george stephans October 21, 2004
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Dissertation Brain

When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.
Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain
by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016
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Dissection

1 Dissection is the process of Taking apart something to study it.

2 Dissection is a Black Metal Band from Sweden. The band had released 3 albums until singer Jon Noedvedt's suicide.
Our class had a Dissection project but that's so fucking stupid, so just listened to Dissection instead
by Pygmalion IVX June 28, 2018
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Publishing a dissertation

An action.
Hym "Publishing a dissertation (an original theory) is an action. Did it work? Looks like it! If you like actions so much then you go take action to ensure that they don't steal that because it'll directly determine whether or not somebody is a reverse orphan."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation
I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation
by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024
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An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta
Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!
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