5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

loyalty discount

The punishment an employer gives his employees who have not changed job for a long time, in the form of, but not limited to, reduction in compensation, job elimination, etc.

"Look at this -- Euan Taylor, he's been with us fourteen years, for Christ's sake! He ain't going anywhere. Or Bill Parker, he's been here seventeen years! These guys have to get a loyalty discount." - From The Insiders by David Charters (http://tinyurl.com/98992r)

F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!

by LDed December 25, 2008

Holiday Playa's Discount

A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.

I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.

by Thunder-Thunder January 26, 2011

Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

Discount Nudes

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.

I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.

by AiroXV_ September 20, 2017

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009