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disneytized

Censoring stuff for little kids and schools
Editing out profanities for pollictial correctness.

They only present the light, not bloody side of war.

They disneytized the war for school textbooks.
by Mark Nazzaro May 16, 2007
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Disneyland

Slang for a place to get bomb weed.
I've got to go to Disneyland tonight, I'm Dankrupt.
by BlueberryBeatle October 5, 2016
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Disneyland Inch

The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.
I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.
by Petros March 10, 2004
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Disneyland

Back in the day, Disneyland had you buy tickets according to the things you wanted to see, and it's prices were extremely affordable - rather than a whole month's salary as they are now. However, once Walt Disney died, the theme park started to go down hill from there.

This is how we have arrived at a theme park that claims to be the happiest place on Earth, yet:

1) Over populates the park by 3 times as much people as should be allowed in, effectively ensuring your elbow will be touching someone else's elbow for the next 10 hours.

2) Overprices EVERYTHING. From tickets that are near a hundred dollars a piece, to food and merchandise that is 5 times the price it should be, if you have money to burn, Disney can do that for you.
What is Disneyland?

The greediest place on Earth.
by Tyrannosaurus Flex June 26, 2014
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disneyland

a place in the usa that everykid dreams off
i went to disneyland
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Disneyland

The happiest place in the entire world; life, the universe, and everything; Walt's perfect/utopian kingdom in which everyone may be happy; the last hope for goodness in the world
I want to go to Disneyland everyday of my life because it is simply the BEST!!!!
by "Partners" May 26, 2008
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Disneyland Dragster

(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.
'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'
by gill-christless January 10, 2008
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