schrodinger's dishwasher

A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.

B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.

A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."

B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"

by Angrist December 6, 2016

Dishwasher

a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.

Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"

by Cooldude009 May 31, 2010

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

dirty dishes and the dishwasher

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.

Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

by Frknbed June 30, 2009

dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.

Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.

by gasp March 14, 2022

overloaded the dishwasher

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.

by Sven C September 5, 2006