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hung like a discus

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.
Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.
by cambot November 4, 2007
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discussment

Half way between a discussion and an argument. A heated discussion and mild argument.
We were having a discussment about todays football game.
by Cryler235 February 9, 2019
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discust

1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.
"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"

"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."

"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."
by bbarrie May 28, 2009
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rainfall discussion

a rational discussion where all the bullshit gets washed away.
My dad said ethics come from religion but then I turned it into a rainfall discussion and he relented.
by rsixidor January 8, 2015
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discussion

Also known as a "we need to talk" situation. It means you're in trouble, or you're being dumped... you poor, poor dear.
She said we needed to have a discussion and next thing I knew... my clothes were all being tossed out the window... (usually in this context over beers)
by xSarahx July 15, 2005
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Top Hat & Monocle Discussion

To engage in a civilized discussion based on compromising with the peers you discuss tripe with, while keeping an open mind and laughing away disagreements and agreements. Usually stereotyped and portrayal of well aged men donning the garb of the usual business man and sipping on the finest of wine in front of a raging fire.
Johnathan and William are the best of friends, who share their differences through agreements. They engage in Top Hat & Monocle Discussions to show that they can understand each other without the exchange of hurtful words.

William : Do you believe Abortion is right?

Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others

William : people do have the power to influence, correct?

Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?

William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
by The Souper Nazi May 26, 2009
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Discusting

The word discusting is used the describe a person who is so disgusting, that the word disgusting is not enough.
Mikayla, you truly are discusting
by Oulgoof November 21, 2020
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