disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

Discombobulate

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

by Sammi Grantham April 17, 2006

Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

Discombobulate

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010

discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.

( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )

by Hirosfca June 12, 2006

Discombobulated

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.

Girl, I'll tell you what...huh? I forgot what I was talking about. I'm all kinds of discombobulated. Did that just come out my mouth?...smokey-smokedy-smoked I am, I am. Discombobulated sista!

by MsSissyLaLa March 15, 2010

discomboobulated

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

by fakebarney December 4, 2011