discrescorment

The state of being so sad that ice cream is the only option to make you feel better.

My discrescorment was quickly allayed by a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

by fuudforthought January 12, 2009

damsel in distress

any female in need of aid

princess zelda is a damsel in distress along with most of the disney princesses

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

mad agony in 'disdress'

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

Mansel-in-Distress

A guy who needs rescuing.

"My boyfriend was sick this weekend and stayed in bed. He's such a Mansel-in-Distress sometimes, but it's sweet."

distress damsel mansel

by ladywildrose December 4, 2013

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004