dirty martinez 

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.

dirty martinez see above explanation

dirty martinez by brycemovement August 6, 2006

dirty martine 

A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.

Yeah my fellow mammal, you should definitely stay away from her, she’s a total dirty Martine

dirty martine by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020

dirty martinez 

The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)

Shit, mang. Tina was on her period, so I gave her a Dirty Martinez, no? Jajaja!

dirty martinez by Paul Bluffington July 28, 2008

Dirty Martinez 

Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.

Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.

Dirty Martinez by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009

Dirty Martina 

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).

Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!

Dirty Martina by Bunniey April 30, 2020

dirty martinez 

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.

Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom

dirty martinez by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011

Dirty Martine 

Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.

Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.

Dirty Martine by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020