Ding Dong

when you swing your dick back and forth like a bell untill it herts

"i did ding dong in front of my cat last nite"

by billy bob frog May 30, 2007

Ding Dong

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

by Terubz December 27, 2009

Ding Dong

a floppy weiner that is soggy and cant get stiff. it is small and is kind alike a soggy worm

after being kicked in the balls so many times i had a ding dong

by matt the hopper November 30, 2003

Ding Dong

meanin dang you lookin fly 2day niggar, lookin good, impressed muchly, skeenage!!!

"ding dong u lookin damn fyn garrl"

by MC NiLLy bITcH May 09, 2008

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 21, 2004

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!

by Monoga August 21, 2020