diaperwhipped

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

Dimergency

A state or situation of emergency face by Dears/ fans of Dimash Kudaibergen.

These occasions occurs when Dimash is missing in action, ticketing system fails, flights delayed or cancelled.

There was an Dimergency when the ticketing system for London concert failed

by TazaKap December 15, 2019

dimmerex

A person who spends all day playing league, especially in the break, only playing rank games. Usually this person only plays top lane, preferably malphite, maokai, and nautilus. They often go days without sleeping, or if they do sleep they tend to get knocked out during champion select. Also they spend their social life stealing toilet papers from restaurants, especially thai restaurants.

Hey what did you do last night?

I pulled a Dimmerex! I got a roll from each stall!

by Alex Wee Hoo July 27, 2016

dimeria

a plant

look at this dimeria that i found

by Brain_Ded June 3, 2020