Dildorse

A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.

Hey look at that dull dildorse in that persons garden

by CRALOS July 3, 2012

dildolove

A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.

Tim I heard you had a bit of dildolove last night!

by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008

Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

by suq madiq August 5, 2009

Dildopysekug

Someone who is a huge cunt

Jomar is a dildopysekug! He stole my anus

by John i sørøyen June 15, 2017

Dildodove

A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.

Dildodove I love you alot

by Garida January 10, 2018

dildomode

a gc that is better than yallz that is on twitter

omg have u heard about dildomode gc?
yes i've heard that it's an overrated gc

by skinny hoes June 23, 2019

dildonesia

Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.

Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!

by lanslide1ofchipotletown November 21, 2021