Dildo

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

Lesbians: We need a dildo!

by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015

Dildo

An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.

"Use the magical Dildo on the Clitoris!!" - Ross

by LSMSA Sad Panda December 28, 2005

Dildo

A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.

I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.

by Dildo man May 23, 2007

Dildo

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

by Avanator September 1, 2007

Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

by MellonCollie August 4, 2004

Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019