wikkid dilds

dilds dildos that happen to be wikkid

d00d dem b sum wikked dilds j00 got there! lemme stick sum up mah butt!

by filthypoosnatch December 5, 2004

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

by ma jones May 6, 2004

Dild

Dild is a term used to describe someone acting like a dildo. The term was created by a citizen of argyle Texas know as Matt Ryon

whats up ya dild?

by Mg111223344 May 30, 2017

dild-a-chair

It’s like build a bear but you build a chair and apply a dildo of your creation

dild-a-chair workshop

“I love dild-a-chair workshop!!!!” it’s a frowned upon yet satisfying experience.

by Crazycracky June 30, 2023

Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys

I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL

by sirChop September 4, 2013

dild fork

Small dildo that forks into two ends.

Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.

by JimmiBeans June 25, 2017