dild fork

Small dildo that forks into two ends.

Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.

by JimmiBeans June 25, 2017

dild-a-chair

It’s like build a bear but you build a chair and apply a dildo of your creation

dild-a-chair workshop

“I love dild-a-chair workshop!!!!” it’s a frowned upon yet satisfying experience.

by Crazycracky June 30, 2023

big dild

A popular term beginning to catch on in the Western United States, used as an substitute interjection for "YEE-haw!" for non-cowboys.

John, waving to David: "BIG DILD!!"
David, reciprocating: "BIG DILD!!"

by jason_tha_bestest August 6, 2009

chomping at the dild

Eager for sexual acts

I’m super horny. “chomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was “chomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.

by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

by ma jones May 6, 2004

Dildo Stick

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.

Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.

by jrky March 2, 2009