The condition one generally has after eating and digesting a Ditto Pokemon when it is time to poop it out.
Jessie: James... you alright in there?
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...
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Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.
by Jax August 27, 2004
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Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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by apaulyon April 2, 2010
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Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
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