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Dipshiticus

A person so incredibly stupid that their ignorance can be traced back through their family to Roman times.
"Look who's here! All hail Dipshiticus"
by Man Aise August 26, 2014
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captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.
1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.
by MSN 2007 July 23, 2009
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Dr. Dipshit

A Person So Stupid They Have a PHD in being a Dipshit
Denis: Hitler was a Jew Right?

David: Um.....Yeah Dr. Dipshit
by Davidmarks July 29, 2009
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Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary
by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
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dikshita

dikshita is a really swag person, she usually likes to wear cool outfits and is the swaggiest of them all.
damn dikshita you look swag af!
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
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dipshitidiot

1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.

2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!

When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
by OhioNana February 20, 2011
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