Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

disastertation

A dissertation that goes horribly wrong (meaning, any dissertation!).

I am so tired of working on this disastertation!

by phdkes May 29, 2012

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Hipster Disaster

When some type of hipster activity goes terribly wrong. An epic fail in the hipster lifestyle.

Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.

I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.

The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.

by sveesible August 31, 2012

disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.

Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!

by LaMaupin March 18, 2014

Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

by smplkd October 2, 2019

Disaster-tastrophe

dis·as·ter·tas·tro·phe

dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee

1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.

2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.

3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.

Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."

by Granadier92 September 2, 2011