Jacking it in San Diego

The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.

Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."

Stan: "What?!"...

Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...

Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."

by MAV28 March 12, 2013

San Diego

City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.

I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

san diego

nice weather and where i want to be

san diego is the place to be, its the best place

by LLLL111 December 20, 2006

detoxt

to refrain from texting due to severe abuse

I haven’t accomplished a thing at work all week from texting. I need to detoxt for awhile.

by jigglemesac March 13, 2009

diego hargreeves

A soft mammas boi who’s passions include throwing knives, hating his monkey brother, and being a really sweet person to anyone except for Luther when he wants to

“stop whining about the moon you fucking monkey or I’m going to th-th-throw a knife at you” Diego Hargreeves said whilst polishing his knives

by It be like that sometimes April 10, 2019

san diego

the best city in the world. known for military, weather, and just being the tightest city ever. although the cost of living is astronomically high. the average price for a house here is well over 500,000 dollars

where you from?
san diego

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK March 26, 2005