dadified

when a man spends too long looking after his children and can no longer function as a normal adult

Cody-"I'm hungry"
Kyle-"Nice to meet you I'm Kyle"
Cody-"woah you've been dadified"

by sadboyXD June 6, 2017

Dickdified

When a person see a penis and becomes mesmerized by the beautiful penis

Last night I saw a beautiful cock and I was in dickdified by how beautiful it looked.

by merchant marine October 21, 2013

dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Dandified

To be the most Dandy...you are Dandified!

The Dandy Randy is Dandified!!

by Dandified... December 15, 2022

Disnified

A society where everything is good or bad with no nuance. A society you are either a bully, or a victim.

We live in a disnified society where people are either good or bad with no nuance.

by JohnnyandRoger May 27, 2018