The crap that you need to use at school because the teacher is too much of a lazy ass to tell you the meaning of a word
Boy: What's the meaning of that word?
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
by TruantKittyBangbang June 10, 2010
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless
Woman:...WTF!?
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless
Woman:...WTF!?
by Macguire December 10, 2006
Gullible Person 1: Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Gullible Person 2: Really? (Checks dictionary)
Gullible Person 2: Wow! It really isn't in the dictionary!
Gullible Person 1: Oh my God! Give me a look!
Gullible Person 2: Really? (Checks dictionary)
Gullible Person 2: Wow! It really isn't in the dictionary!
Gullible Person 1: Oh my God! Give me a look!
by NickDX November 09, 2007
In Dictionary
by Taenun June 26, 2022
A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.
Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.
by FrustratedChicken January 04, 2009
Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!
by RadioNinja May 12, 2008