A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
by Lordgumby November 20, 2016
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by DeeZZ September 11, 2012
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Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
by Wolfany September 27, 2020
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You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.
by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018
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Get the Dicktator mug.1. One who copies another.
2. Someone who drawls upon another. A person who is drawlin.
3. One (or more) who are hype about a certain situation pretaining to you or others.
2. Someone who drawls upon another. A person who is drawlin.
3. One (or more) who are hype about a certain situation pretaining to you or others.
1. Yo, I just copped dem new Jordans.
-Yo, me too.
-Man, you dickeatin!
2. Why that nigga dickeatin!?
3. Oh My God, there go Jay-Z!
-Yo, stop dickeatin, yo.
3a.Yo them bitches is dickeatin...they all on me!
-Yo, me too.
-Man, you dickeatin!
2. Why that nigga dickeatin!?
3. Oh My God, there go Jay-Z!
-Yo, stop dickeatin, yo.
3a.Yo them bitches is dickeatin...they all on me!
by Tim Leezy September 23, 2008
Get the dickeatin mug.One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."
Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007
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