Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.

Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."

by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011

dickstein

If pronounced dick(steen)- to go above and beyond being a dick. Pronounced dick(stine) to make a smart ass sexual comment.

dick(steen)- "the guy who cut me off was a real dick, but the guy who stole my parking spot of purpose was a real dickstein."

dick(stine)- "that was a real dickstein comment"

by superawesometastic July 3, 2010

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.

Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.

by Cmill August 25, 2014

Dickstupid

When another person acts or makes their self look stupid because they LOVE the sex from a male so much they will stupidly over look a bunch of dumb shit just so they can keep getting that same great sex. When a guys sex is the reason you keep going back making yourself look like an idiot.

Sister-1" he cheated on you? So you broke up with him right?"
Sister137- " well he said SHE didn't mean anything to him, she's never going to be able to talk MY place and so I was like .....wait I gotta call you back he's coming in the door now."

Sister1-" girl you are dickstupid AF!"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

Dickstop

There are two meanings of this word, the literal and the metaphoric one. The literal meaning: "Otherwise known as the Womb when the penis is of sufficient length" and the metaphoric meaning: "Anything that prevents a man from nutting".

Damn, its such a shit feeling when one of your own boys takes your girl and pulls a dickstop on you.
Sex with her isn't all that good, her womb is too much of a dickstop, cant even fit halfway in...

by CursedEgg June 17, 2019

Dickstapation

A side effect of certain antidepresents that results in a failure to ejaculate.

As a result of his medication he (nine tips) suffered with dickstapation.

by MrBombastic pass it along December 1, 2021

dickstelation

When the stars line up to look like a penis.

Wow! Look at that dickstelation!

by Myba989 July 12, 2023