dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

Dicknotized

Hypnotized by dick

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her

by Makeup Star October 11, 2017

dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.

Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.

by M i k e January 12, 2008

dickspot

A term used to describe people who are ugly and annoying, and at times disgusting.

Ew, did you see that guy? He is a total dickspot!

by Patty and Amina May 2, 2008

Dick Snot

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.

After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

dickshot

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

by The Perm June 11, 2007