America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.

Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.

by Pav Lago March 22, 2017

dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013

Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009

dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo

Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)

by max branning legend March 18, 2008

Dickback

The art of doodling a dick on one's back while they are passed the fuck out, so that they will discover it hours or even days later.

Mike: "Dude, you have a dick on your back!"
Bradley: "Damn it! I got dickbacked again? Nooooooooo!"

by Dakemeg February 7, 2007