dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

dickjustice

A lame-brained jockminded ignorant cocksucker police officer who gets a kick out of pulling people over and writing them tickets for an excessive amount of money by unfair reasoning and tells the police chief to go fuck himself and or a court judge who's overly rude and has strong desires to hold everyone in his courtroom in contempt. Both may even have a strong desire to fuck someone's girlfriend especially if they're vice.

1. I took a fun cruise with my sexy girlfriend till dickjustice pulled us over and gave her a ticket and I did not like how he was looking at my girl.

2. Yes, I know that judge. He's dickjustice and he has an ugly ass wife.

by Shitface and Psychs January 14, 2010

Dickmouse

A person known for eating Fromunda Cheese

This girl is such a Dickmouse! She just went down on me, and I haven't showered in three days!

by (Zer0) March 15, 2011

DIckus McKickus

When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.

Andrew: That guy is such a quiff

Mike: Yeah

James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring

by dickusmckickus June 26, 2016

Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019

Biggus Dickus

He is in your closet with your sister

If you dont have a sister you will have one in nine months

Biggus Dickus gives a women what she needs the most, the satisfactionof a big di**

by GiveMeSomeOfThat January 24, 2022

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022