Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis

I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Dicknotized

When a male engages in sexual intercourse, sometimes his penis takes things a little bit too seriously.

Anyway, after about 40 minutes of non stop orgasm, the partner of such a spectacular male specimen will likely be "dicknotized"

"I'm telling you right now don't fuck with that dude. You'll end up totally dicknotized"

by Buildingsea$ July 10, 2019

Dicknoise

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio

Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008

Dicknotize

To create an insatiable craving for cock, usually in a woman or "straight" guy.

Glenn started off blowing Jimmy, but it wasn't long before he had Jimmy dicknotized, begging for more of Glenn's hard cock up his ass.

by Knobbies May 17, 2014

dicktistic

A term used by men to describe the adventures of their penis throughout their lives

She asked me if I was a virgin and I told her itsca matter of dicktistic that I'm not

by Nipple nose November 5, 2017

Dicknotize

Similar to hypnotize but it is a man's penis. that captures the attention and puts men and women in a trance like state.

How does Pete Davidson get all the hot girls? He's not that funny or good looking.
They take one look at him naked and there're dicknotized. John Holmes has nothing on him. And Pete has the skills to back it up.

by Denzel Washingmachine March 22, 2019