dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dickmouth

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008

dickmouth

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.

That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.

by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005

Dickous

When a man is being conceited and won't admit he is wrong. When he is acting like a dick.

You are such a dickous, Tyler Rice!!!!

by Taderhead October 20, 2016

Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019

Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

by Leb11 May 22, 2021

dickmove

when a person, does something out his own volition to satisfy himself regardless of the consequence to him/herself or anyone else. an act of total dumbassery , that could've been avoided with a little bit of thought.

you open the door to your car then check yourself in the mirror and an oncoming car takes your door along for a ride, this... is a dickmove. it could've been avoided if youchecked yourself first then left the car... dumbass.

by Liu ver.20 April 14, 2008