The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
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"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
by Vannyerd December 20, 2015
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or baby penis
a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
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a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
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