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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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Dickan

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.
He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao
by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020
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The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
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Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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dicknana

a banana-like dick.
Hey, look at Bokaty, she's got a huge dicknana, it's so curvy and yellow.
by darkxsun December 9, 2008
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Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.
by Vannyerd December 20, 2015
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dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants
by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
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