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rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other
When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction
by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011
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vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"
hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction
by Yergen January 16, 2007
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dicksfunctional

One that has not risen! One that is not extensive like Urban-Dictionary makes it out to
This guy is so dicksfunctional he belongs at an Elk's Lodge
by BitchTits214 February 25, 2020
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Erectile disfunction

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction
by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020
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penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.
Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!
by MUG March 7, 2004
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disfunction

A spelling mistake made by internet know-it-alls and retards alike. It's spelled DYSFUNCTION you idiots.
If you spell dysfunction; disfunction. You yourself have a mental dysfunction.
by silverx69 September 9, 2011
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Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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