Dickcheese

That smelly shit thats around ur tip under your foreskin when u been a dirty mf and havent washed ur dick in a few days.

I’m not gonna suck that dick, u got dickcheese all over it.

by ImmanuelCunt May 9, 2021

Dickcheese

This is a substance in your penis which is caused by your penis sneezing this is also called cocksnot this is when you release cum and some of it stays trapped in your skin.

Person 1: “man I need to get rid of my dickcheese”
Person 2: “ooooh another night out”

by Ch0m3Fus1on October 15, 2019

Dickcheese

Cheese originated from the man called dick suxer, this cheese originated from western Germany and made with the friend that goes by pumi, pumi was a hippy and was addicted to incense, she put her incense in some cheese and dick was making some other cheese but dick added some other ingredients now that’s why it’s called dickcheese

Hello sir I’d like to buy that dickcheese!

by Dick suxer April 5, 2021