Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

Dickbucket

1)The sluttiest of all sluts.

2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.

3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.

*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.

"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."

by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia

by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.

I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!

by Mary Tully November 27, 2021