dicklich

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

dickbiscuit

A person of little or no real use. A loafer. A dumb lazy bum.

Look at that guy Doeden - he's a dickbiscuit.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

dickbishop

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.

"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."

by Rizzen March 22, 2008

dickwithdrawl

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.

Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

by Westical Twatkins May 4, 2020

Dickrich

to be rich with dick; must only be used when in the presence of 4 or more dicks.

Dude this party is so dickrich - let's bail and find some chicks.

There is no way I'm going to be dickrich on a Saturday night - I'm going to a strip club.

I can't stand being so dickrich all the time. I need more female friends.

by Iamgreater July 9, 2009

dicktwitch

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells

Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.

by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008