Dickalize

To send or be sent a large amount of dick emoticons on an online messenger

"I was talking to Johnny football hero on msn and he totally dickalized me!"

by csavie92 October 8, 2009

discaplined

The act of being f'd by urban dictionary because they don't think your word is cool enough to be published.

My original word definition sucked and did not meet Urban Dictionary acceptance/rejection rules, so I was discaplined.

by trinaba August 3, 2012

Dicksipline

Having discipline with your dong. Not letting it function as your second head, knowing how to use it, stamina with it and the ability to kick another man's ass in a dick-sword fight are all characteristics of dicksipline.

Nick: I will beat your ass in a cock fight
Connor: I have a 13 inch horse dong!
Nick: You lack dicksipline, mine has trained for this day.

Sally: He was such a gentleman until we got into the bedroom where he pounded me for an hour straight. I've never seen dicksipline like that before!

by Bigbag69 October 26, 2014

dickipline

resisting "the urges" during NNN

Angel: None of the boys are failing NNN this time

Vince: Yeah, we have dickipline

by lilacluciferanist November 2, 2023

Dickaling

A name used to refer to someone with a tiny “Johnson”

Here comes that dickaling Jimmy

by DatAngryBear February 14, 2018

Dickaling

Dickaling it's when you standing on the corner and a person stop and ask what you have to sell dickaling

Hey fool what you selling awe man just some ol dickaling

by Mariahajuana84 November 24, 2021

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023