dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.

Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."

by DarkAbysstriss October 2, 2009

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(dik-sh-tit)adj.A really long piss;An idiot

Eric:Damn man i knew i shouldn't have drank the mega glug
Drew:Well take a dick shit out the window!
Eric:Ok But the poor Dick Shits back there are gonna think is raining!

by NeoAtomsk October 8, 2008

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When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

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After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

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Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.

Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.

by Corruption_Shaker September 4, 2019

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A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

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