national dick sucking day

April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

Dick Sucking Jeans

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick

"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"

by totesmcgoats May 11, 2010

Dick sucking hoebag

A dick sucking hoebag, is a person who sucks a lot of dick while also already being a hoebag.

Example: Kendra: damn Andrea, you already a hoebag, now you sucking dick like no tomorrow. You’re a real dick sucking hoebag.

by Thatgurl_ January 2, 2023

dick sucking

Praising or complimenting someone.

I've received a lot dick sucking since I got my hair cut.

by RDKIZ August 6, 2009

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008