dick in a box

A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.

Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!

by Yorf February 1, 2007

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

Dick in mouth disease

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

by Mrconjman July 5, 2017

dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

Dick in the arse

''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013

dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 27, 2006